Cruise Ship Workers Gifts

'What really burns me up...they made us buy tickets.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Ever Given

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Tonto Casino.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Coastguard

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Lighthouse