Cruise Ship Worker Gifts

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

Zip it down small before you email. Are you kidding? It's 1132 feet long!

The End of the Pirate Age.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Ever Given

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Tonto Casino.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Coastguard

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse