Cruise Staff Prints

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

"So, what did you used to do?"

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

Man overboard!

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Would you like some wings?"

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World's Easiest Airport

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Disinformation booth.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

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