Travel Agency Staff Gifts

Overly wordy travel.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

World Tour.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Sparkling Water

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Snowmen Around The World...

'Echo Tourism'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport