Travel Agency Staff Gifts

Overly wordy travel.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

World Tour.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Airport Security.

Sparkling Water

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Echo Tourism'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The World's Easiest Airport

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"