Travel Agents Gifts

"'Anywhere' is very popular right now."

'I'm a just-in-time imports/exports executive - I should've gone home Tuesday week!'

"And in the event of the service charge taking your breath away, an oxygen mask will drop..."

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

'I knew the airport was low on parking spaces, but this is ridiculous.'

"I'll just need to see your baggage claim ticket."

Airport Security.

Travel Agent - Building not finished

After the mine petered out, two dwarfs went into the travel business: Happy & Grumpy...travel agents.

'At least you won't complain about not having enough leg-room...'

'Can you recommend a vacation anywhere via an airline with plenty of legroom?'

'Judging by your client's frequent flyer miles, bail denied.'

"Great. We can send my wife and her mother to Cornwall, and I'll go to Spain."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but that country has been wiped out by runaway debt."

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

"Technically, he has enough flyer miles."

"We'd prefer you take your shoes off before you put them on the belt, sir."

Lost Baggage Claims

Cuba Holidays

"Anywhere. . . anywhere where they aren't talking about Brexit."

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

Freaking Out at the Airport

Abortion Tourism

Step one...try to relax.

"We had lots of calls from people wanting to get away during the fuel crisis..."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Now Arriving

'This isn't an extraordinary rendition flight, it's a budget airline.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Ear Muffs - ".. and with your two weeks in Ibiza, you get a free pair of these."

'To counter the competition from the Internet, we've built an actual tourist trap on the split level.'

'Think we should tell him beggars can't be cruisers?'

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

'Due to my dietery constraints, can you please limit your recommendations to countries that have Gum-Trees?'