Booking Agent Gifts

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"The high wire act is here, sir."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

World Tour.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Sparkling Water

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Airport Security.

Snowmen Around The World...

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Echo Tourism'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."