Booking Agent Mugs

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"The high wire act is here, sir."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

World Tour.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Now that's an afro!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Sparkling Water

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Airport Security.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Echo Tourism'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"