Fisheries Officer T-Shirts

Last Blue Tuna.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Japanese Whaling

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Honest, officer -- I thought they were hippies!'

Fight against theft of endangered species

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Overturned boat.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Good duck, bad duck.

Fisherman Funneral

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

Anticipating Opening Day!

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

Man is fired by fishing rod.

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."