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Japanese Whaling

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Which part are you reading for?"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Meet Santa's entourage

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Expanded Limited Investigation

'Therapy in L.A.'

Casting in the swamp.

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'