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Japanese Whaling

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Meet Santa's entourage

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Casting in the swamp.

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'