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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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"Why so grim, handsome?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Do you come here often?'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

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"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

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"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'How old is this vase?'