Fisheries Scientist T-Shirts

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Titanic iceberg auction

Fish Farm.

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'How was your luck, dear?'

Overturned boat.

Last Blue Tuna.

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Fisherman Funneral

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"