Fisheries Biologist T-Shirts

'Mercury for breakfast again?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"The hyenas started it."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Food Chain

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Crab with a clown face.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Viking Loch Ness

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

underwater knight