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Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Koala

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"I brought cocoa."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Tree Funeral