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The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.

"Isn't this great Darling: I've been invited to be a guest speaker at this year's "Sustainable Logging" convention..."

Land Cleared for World Headquarters - Rainforest Preservation Institute.

Paper Production

The Downsized Forest.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"First time pruning?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

God's Subcontractors

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Koala

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I brought cocoa."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Pull the udder one

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.