Tree Expert T-Shirts

Tree Hair

"First time pruning?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Pull the udder one

Stop and Birch

The Velvet Mesquite

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Tree Squirrel

Tree collapse...

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"I will avenge you, Father."

"It's called being preemptive."

"You're late."

No tree hugging.

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

The Joshua Tree

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Sawrd Fighting

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'