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'It's about Billy's woodwork project. . .'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

"First time pruning?"

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Do you have anything bigger?

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I brought cocoa."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

Stop and Birch

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Bang!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Tree Squirrel

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

A whale with corporate sponsorship