Tree Conservationist Mugs

'It's about Billy's woodwork project. . .'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"First time pruning?"

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

Climate Change

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Bang!"

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."