Tree Advocate Mugs

Birds protecting a tree from a lumberjack.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

All Natural Nothing

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"