Garden Advocate Mugs

Glenveagh: Say NO to smaller gardens

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

View to the Future

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Cats and gardens.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower