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Glenveagh: Say NO to smaller gardens

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

View to the Future

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Cats and gardens.

Climate Crisis

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Lawnmower

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'