Defender Of Gardens T-Shirts

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

An Unexpected Guest.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Watering the garden gnome

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Paving over the window-box

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'