Defender Of Gardens Pillows

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

An Unexpected Guest.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bumble Bee

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Watering the garden gnome

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Paving over the window-box

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

In paradise

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!