Quirky Garden Defender Pillows

Man with bow and arrow trying to shoot moles in his garden

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Where are you going?'

Planting Bird Seed.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

'Anything else need tying up?'

Clown watering his flowers.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Football fan

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'