Defender Of Veggies Pillows

'Starting a vegetable garden has been a great way for Greg to relax and really get in touch with himself.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Steamed vegetables."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Heart Disease Menu

Free salad bar.

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Always eat your broccoli."

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

The day the salad got tossed

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.