Greens Advocate T-Shirts

'Joseph is in the global warming business.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The sea 2050.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Deforestation.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Raining Leaves.

"The Nominees"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'