Greens Advocate Gifts

'Joseph is in the global warming business.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The sea 2050.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nuclear generation of energy.

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Deforestation.

"The Nominees"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Raining Leaves.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.