Shade Advocate Gifts

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sunbathers.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Raining Leaves.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Elusive Shadow.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Heart Disease Menu

Earth Day Summit.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Ignoring Climate Change

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"We're on track for net zero."

Climate Change Report

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

Ecology