Urban Advocate Gifts

"When somebody tells me I can't do something that's when I become convinced I really can't."

The Thought Really Doesn't Count

Small man about to be pounced on by 'Retail' and 'Delevolpers'

All Change Please. . . All Change!

National Everything Awareness Day

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Gun laws US

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

Homeless count.

Inclusive family code in Cuba

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

Never on Sunday

Progress.

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"