Neighborhood Advocate Gifts

'Quick, Lassie! Our modest neighborhood is being gentrified! Get help!'

"Domingo has lots of good ideas on how to improve our city and make it safer for our children. He actually has a plan that makes a lot of sense."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Empty shops.

Cycle Lane

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'

Neighborhood hygiene

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Sketchy Neighborhood

The American school

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Community Complaints Redress Mechanisms Bureaucracy

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

From learning how to use an oven to overthrowing the system.

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

Cut and Paste.

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."