Neighborhood Promoters Gifts

"Check out our page on Facebook."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Sugar Fix.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Cycle Lane

Blower wars.

Snow Plowing

Suspicious Person Ban.

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

Neighborhood hygiene

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'My little boy made the sign!'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'How very Putney!'

Neighborhood Squirrel Watch Program

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

Beware Of The Dog Owner