Shade Advocate T-Shirts

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

Sunbathers.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Raining Leaves.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Elusive Shadow.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Ignoring Climate Change

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Earth Day Summit.

Heart Disease Menu

"We're on track for net zero."

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Climate Change Report

"I'm thinking of turning green..."