Shade T-Shirts

Sunbathers.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'How's the water, dear?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Elusive Shadow.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

A Kangermoo

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Sun Bather

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"I love summer."

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

Summer

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Sunbloc 1000

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."