Shade T-Shirts

Sunbathers.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'How's the water, dear?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Elusive Shadow.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

A Kangermoo

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Sun Bather

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"I love summer."

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

Summer

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Sunbloc 1000

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'