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Elusive Shadow.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

Sunbathers.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The Modern Godot

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'Dog got your clog?'

The Sun Bather

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"I love summer."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

The shadow in the little parlour

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

I don't trust that guy.