Shade Sleuth Prints

Elusive Shadow.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

$1: Family Secrets

Sunbathers.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Modern Godot

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Dog got your clog?'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

The Sun Bather

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

"I love summer."

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

The shadow in the little parlour

I don't trust that guy.