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'I'm not sure, officer. All I know is one of them snuck into my new car and left hair all over the place.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Well did he?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

The Complete Cycle.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Two men converse secretively

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."