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"I knew Yorick also. He gave me diarrhea."

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"Well did he?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Experts through the ages.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Whodunits

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"They stay together for the money."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

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Stolen Crime Books.

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'