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"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Elusive Shadow.

'Dog got your clog?'

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

A topiary doghouse

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

The shadow in the little parlour

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

Snowman Murder

Topiary chair.

Dog Evolution

'I can't believe it! Not another spontaneous combustion.'

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

"Overall I like it, but the shrub may need a trim."

Business man with magnifying glass

"How are those?"

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

Random sample.

'It must be an entirely different species.'

'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

Organic Crime

"Don't worry, ma'am, he'll have left a trail."

'Oh sure, my shoe goes missing and all of a sudden Grayson makes the transcendent stew... I demand justice!'

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

Everything you planted for us is ruined! So I see. I called the cops, but they wouldn't arrest the culprits. I know. They don't have the jail space.

'New glasses?'

'You're not CAPABILITY Brown, are you?'

"For the second night in a row, someone has mysteriously added soil to my vegetable patch - the plot thickens!"

'Now what did you bury?'