Shrub Sleuth T-Shirts

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

Elusive Shadow.

'Dog got your clog?'

Scientists discover a new Superbug

A topiary doghouse

The shadow in the little parlour

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

Topiary chair.

Snowman Murder

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

"Overall I like it, but the shrub may need a trim."

"How are those?"

Business man with magnifying glass

Random sample.

'It must be an entirely different species.'

'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

Organic Crime

"Don't worry, ma'am, he'll have left a trail."

'Oh sure, my shoe goes missing and all of a sudden Grayson makes the transcendent stew... I demand justice!'

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

'New glasses?'

'You're not CAPABILITY Brown, are you?'

"For the second night in a row, someone has mysteriously added soil to my vegetable patch - the plot thickens!"

'Now what did you bury?'

Ever since he started working flex time the neighbors kept a close eye on him.