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'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Taking it easy

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Big Data Tonight

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Mantis Love

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Nature Lovers

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

No, I don

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Summer wants.

ATM withdrawal

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Dog blows on dandelion.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

David Bellamy