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'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Taking it easy

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mantis Love

Big Data Tonight

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Squirrel on the beach

Nature Lovers

You are what you eat!

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Summer wants.

ATM withdrawal

Dog blows on dandelion.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

David Bellamy

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."