Shrub Sculptor T-Shirts

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"Overall I like it, but the shrub may need a trim."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Googler

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Mr. Right!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Candle Portraits.

Compression

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Monuments

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Happy thoughts

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Lovely dovetail."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Rodin's Browser

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Frizzbee statue.

'Who's the new guy?'