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Never criticise his creative efforts...

The Busy Gardener

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Watering the garden gnome

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The Scottish Lawn

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Zenboni

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"She's had a lot of work done."

"These hostas are out of control!"

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

A topiary doghouse

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"Yes!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Mowing the Jungle

Stonehedge

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project