Lawn Sculptors Gifts

Never criticise his creative efforts...

The Busy Gardener

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

The Scottish Lawn

Watering the garden gnome

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Zenboni

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

A topiary doghouse

"These hostas are out of control!"

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"Yes!"

Mowing the Jungle

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Stonehedge

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

'The grass is plastic, too.'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

The Lawn Gegnome Project