Lawnmower Artist Gifts

This Job Sucks

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Biker Lawn Mower

The Scottish Lawn

Zenboni

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Bricklayer

"Yes!"

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"I love what you've done with your henge."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Keep off the Square.

Football fan

Redneck Lawn Art

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

Garden Roller

Mower Fraud!

"I haven't seen Bob for over an hour Mom. I think he's outside playing with his new hover mower."

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

'Of course I hate to work in the garden, but I've been blackmailed - my wife wanted me either to mow the lawn or to have sex with her.'

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Extreme sports have always been Vince's passion...

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

Fifty years of deprivation for the colonists...

Men racing their lawnmowers.