Lawn Avoidance Artist Gifts

Searching for a unique present for the lawn avoidance artist? Explore our collection of funny and clever items that humorously showcase their preference to sidestep lawn duties. Perfect for the creatively reluctant gardener or anyone who enjoys a good laugh about avoiding grass-related chores, our products add a fun twist to their hobby or daily routine.

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"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass." mockup

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

from $19.00

The Busy Gardener

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'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.' mockup

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos." mockup

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

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Good News about winter

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'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!' mockup

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

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"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?" mockup

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

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A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals". mockup

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

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"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today." mockup

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

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'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.' mockup

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

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Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would. mockup

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

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"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it." mockup

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

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"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists." mockup

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

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Beware of the Lawn

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"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

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The Scottish Lawn

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Watering the garden gnome

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.' mockup

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

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Zenboni

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Industrial Beautification van

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"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work." mockup

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

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'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.' mockup

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

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"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?" mockup

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

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Leaf blowers at dawn.

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'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.' mockup

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

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'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.' mockup

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

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'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.' mockup

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

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'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.' mockup

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

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'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'. mockup

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

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"These hostas are out of control!" mockup

"These hostas are out of control!"

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Mower Repair

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Lawn Avoidance Artist Gifts Collection

Lawn Avoidance Artist Mugs

Explore our collection of lawn avoidance artist mugs to find the perfect humorous gift for your grass dodge enthusiast.

Lawn Avoidance Artist Pillows

Find hilarious pillows that celebrate the lawn avoidance artist's clever way of avoiding grass chores.

Lawn Avoidance Artist Prints

Browse our witty prints that capture the fun of dodging lawn duties—great for decorating their favorite space.

Lawn Avoidance Artist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring lawn avoidance humor—ideal for anyone who loves to joke about sidestepping yard work.