Lawn Care Avoider Gifts

"First, I don't feel like mowing the lawn, and second, what monsoon?"

'Homelessness does have its advantages - I haven't mowed a lawn for five years.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Mulch madness"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Beware of God"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'George! This way quick!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.