Lawn Care Skeptic Gifts

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Lawnmower

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Beware of God"

'George! This way quick!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Biker Lawn Mower

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"