Lawn Care Philosopher Gifts

"Yes but what if you cut the grass and there isn't a nuclear war?"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Lawnmower

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Beware of God"

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Biker Lawn Mower