Lawn Care Philosopher T-Shirts

"Yes but what if you cut the grass and there isn't a nuclear war?"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Lawnmower

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Mulch madness"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'George! This way quick!'

"Beware of God"

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."