Lawn Care Critic T-Shirts

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Beware of God"

'George! This way quick!'

Biker Lawn Mower

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'