Lawn Mowing Philosopher Gifts

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Biker Lawn Mower

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Cow Pilot.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Stop and Smell the Roses

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

I lactate, therefore I am.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'