Lawn Mowing Gifts

'Steve hates getting ticks.'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Mowing Job Sucks.

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Cow Pilot.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Beware of God"

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Biker Lawn Mower

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'